Thursday, January 21, 2010
VOWEL ABUSE
Having crossed cultural taboos and an ocean to migrate temporarily to New Zealand, I have been at the brunt of much abuse. I have turned off voicemail in fact, as all people want to do is express this abuse in terrible fake kiwi accents. I think they are jealous I am living with 4 chickens.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
SHARK ATTACK!
A week marked by violence and panic!!
After returning from our local beach where we were hovered over by a helicopter and 3 small planes due to shark sightings, we turned on the news to catch a glimpse of the shiny shark and maybe even ourselves. We were confronted by a much worse horror- Paris and Nicky Hilton landing on our shores for PAID new years eve appearances. DOUBLE DOUCHE HORROR
Other highlights= Emily throwing a clamshell phone at my head so hard it opened, (violence) watching our neighbour's landlord drunkenly stomp up a storm at a nightclub (more violence) three kinds of cake, (panic- which one to eat first?) guatemalan children and Anna scrambling up Norfolk Pine trees on Boxing Day. (more panic)
T.
After returning from our local beach where we were hovered over by a helicopter and 3 small planes due to shark sightings, we turned on the news to catch a glimpse of the shiny shark and maybe even ourselves. We were confronted by a much worse horror- Paris and Nicky Hilton landing on our shores for PAID new years eve appearances. DOUBLE DOUCHE HORROR
Other highlights= Emily throwing a clamshell phone at my head so hard it opened, (violence) watching our neighbour's landlord drunkenly stomp up a storm at a nightclub (more violence) three kinds of cake, (panic- which one to eat first?) guatemalan children and Anna scrambling up Norfolk Pine trees on Boxing Day. (more panic)
T.
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